Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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