- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A man was shot. He died.

i committed murder

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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