once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Good job, son.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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