- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

apple pie.

Exactly what?

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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