What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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I love you very much.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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I can't see my forehead

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Obama

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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