Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock Knock Come in.

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dildo

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What is a dog? Bark

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balls in ya mouf

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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This is not a joke.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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