Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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