what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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