What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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