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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what color is blue? green

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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