What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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poop.........

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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