What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Hello world

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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