There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Robin, get in the car.

What's 9 +10 19

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

jokes r dumb

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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