- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

knock knock go away

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Women's rights

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

William Raines.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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