Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's stupid a light bulb.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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