Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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69

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A black person dies.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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