What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

whats brown and sticky a stick

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

haha black people :D

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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