Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A house comes around the corner.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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