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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's 9+10 Ebola

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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