What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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