why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

womens rights.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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