- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

I have cancer. And you're next.

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