- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is the name of the car? What

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

jd and zach loves vigina

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Your sex life.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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