- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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