- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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