- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The Morman Religion.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Sam Hengal.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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