- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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