Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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