- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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