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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Knock knock. Its open.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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