- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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