- Anti Joke

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

69 How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A house comes around the corner.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.