- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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