roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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