- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

This is an anti- joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What's 9+10 Ebola

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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