- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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