- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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