Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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