Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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