- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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