Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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