Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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nolan is gay

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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