- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

God is real.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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