Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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