- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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