- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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