Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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