why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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