- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Weaner

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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