BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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black chicken. kfc

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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