Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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