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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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