- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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