- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did Reed read? A. Read?

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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