- Anti Joke

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

whats 2+2? 4

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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