Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

woman's rights

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Anti Joke

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