Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Women's rights

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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