- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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