- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

knock knock i have diarrhea

i'm hard

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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