Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Men's rights

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

how do you win a game try your best

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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