Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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