- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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