- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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