- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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