- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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