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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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