What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

No your aunties a joke

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

God is real.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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