- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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