Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

whats 2+2? 4

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The FCC

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Lindsay Lohan

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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