- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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