Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Sam Hengal.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

1+2 = 6

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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