- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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