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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...