Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

knock knock? come in

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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